Privacy Policy: It's Not Just About Us; It's About You (Sort Of)

**Who We Are:**
The Snarky Canvas isn't just your go-to for cheeky art; we're also webmasters of your digital footprints on our site. Yes, we operate The Snarky Canvas and potentially other sites that you’ve never heard of.

**The Boring Stuff We Collect:**
Like every digital overlord, we collect some snooze-worthy data that your browser throws at us like browser type, language, the time you stumbled upon our site, and what led you here. Why? To better understand how you use our site—so we can keep you coming back for more sarcasm.

**What You Really Care About - Your Info:**
Got a username and an email? Perfect, that's all we need to start the friendship. Want to buy something? Brace yourself to hand over the essentials—name, credit card info, deepest secrets. Just kidding. Or are we?

**Cookies: Love ‘Em or Hate ‘Em:**
Our site uses cookies because, frankly, which site doesn’t? They track your visit and remember your preferences because we care about your user experience—or at least we say we do. Don’t like cookies? Adjust your browser settings and live with the fact that some features on our site might break.

**Ads Because Bills:**
Ads might pop up on our site. They’re from our partners who also use cookies to figure out what you might actually want to buy. We don’t control these cookies, so don’t look at us.

**When Things Get Serious:**
If The Snarky Canvas ever sells out or if we face the apocalypse and go bankrupt, your info might go to the highest bidder. Just part of the business, you know?

**Keeping Up With Changes:**
We change our Privacy Policy now and then, and we'll post those changes here. Keep checking back, especially if you have nothing better to do. If you don’t agree with our changes, too bad. Just kidding, you can always stop visiting.

**Stalking Us Legally:**
Got issues or compliments? Who are we kidding—contact us through our usual channels.

Terms of Service: The Fine Print You Might Actually Read

**Welcome to Our Web of Sarcasm:**
You're about to dive into The Snarky Canvas, where our content, services, and products live (or hide). By using our site, you're agreeing to our rules, and let's be honest, you're not going to read them all. But here's a fair warning: if you mess up, it's on you.

**Just Visiting? Here’s What You Need to Know:**
We collect the boring stuff like your browser type and language because apparently, that’s important. We promise it’s just to make your experience less terrible. And yes, we’re judging your browser choice.

**Cookies: Because Who Doesn’t Love Them?**
Our site uses cookies—get over it. They help us remember you (not that you're all that memorable), improve your experience, and keep track of your cart (since you probably won't buy anything on the first visit).

**Using Our Stuff:**
Feel free to look around, but don’t take anything. You can print pages if you’re old school, but don’t sell them—nobody would buy them anyway.

**Linking to Us:**
If you want to link to our site, sure, go ahead. As long as you're not from some sketchy scam site, we're cool with it. Just don’t pretend we’re endorsing you or your dubious products.

**The Serious Stuff:**
If we go bankrupt or get bought by someone even bigger and snarkier, your info might go with us. It’s not personal, just business.

**Changing These Terms:**
We can change these terms whenever we want, and let's be real, you’ll never know because who checks these things regularly?

**Use At Your Own Risk:**
Everything here is provided as-is. If something goes wrong, it’s probably your fault. Just kidding, but seriously, we’re not liable for your life choices.

By continuing to use The Snarky Canvas, you accept all the sarcasm and these terms. If not, well, the internet is a big place.

Refund Policy for The Snarky Canvas

**Returns: Because Regrets Happen**
Life's too short for regrets, but if you must, you have 30 days from your purchase date to send back any non-living-up-to-your-expectations items. Make sure they're unused, unsmelled, and unfurred, just like they came. And fold them nicely; crumpled returns are as disappointing as lukewarm coffee.

**No-Go Zone:**
Sadly, you can't return gift cards, downloaded files, personal care items, personalized merchandise, or anything meant to touch your intimates. Some things are just meant to be yours forever.

**Return Steps:**
Contact our less-than-thrilled support staff for instructions. Don’t send anything back without giving us a heads-up, unless you enjoy talking to non-responsive manufacturers.

**Refunds: The Moment of Truth**
Once your returned item passes our judgment, we’ll let you know if your refund’s approved or denied. Approved refunds magically reappear in your payment method within some vaguely defined time—usually within 30 days.

**Missing Refunds:**
First, check your bank account again. Then, bother your credit card company; it might take some time before your refund shows up officially. If you’ve exhausted these fun activities and still no refund, contact our support. We might respond with good news.

**Sale Items:**
Only regular-priced items get refunds because discount items are supposed to make you feel less buyer’s remorse.

**Exchanges:**
We only swap goods if they're defective or damaged, because who’d want to exchange something perfectly mediocre? If you qualify, prepare for an email adventure.

**Gifts:**
If the gift giver was savvy enough to send it directly to you, you’d receive a gift credit for your return. Otherwise, the refund goes to the generous (or not-so-generous) giver.

**Shipping Your Return:**
It’s on you to pay for your return shipping. If we think your return deserves a refund, we deduct the shipping cost because we’re generous but not that generous. Consider using a trackable shipping service; we’re not responsible for disappearing returns.

**Lost or Undeliverable Orders:**
Don't play detective with lost orders marked "Delivered." Instead, befriend your carrier. For refused or undeliverable items, don't expect a redelivery; consider it a breakup.

**Defective Items or Wrong Orders:**
Got a lemon or something you didn’t order? Email us within 7 days with proof, and we’ll figure out whether to make it right or let you stew a bit longer.

**Order Cancellations & Edits:**
Think twice before you order, because once we're in motion, it's all systems go. Need a last-minute bailout? Email us pronto, but no promises.

Shipping & Delivery: It's Not Magic, It's Logistics!

**Estimated Arrival Times (not promises):**
- **USA:** Usually 8-15 business days. During apocalypse-level events (holidays, pandemics, hurricanes), expect up to 30 business days.
- **International:** Hang tight for 4-6 weeks. During global chaos, up to 10 weeks. Tracking? More like educated guessing.

**Shipping Costs:**
- Rates vary by what you buy and how many. You’ll see the final tally at checkout, where magic numbers appear.

**Shipping Times vs. Fulfillment Times:**
- Remember, the shipping clock starts only after we've made your items, which isn't included in the delivery estimates. Check each product in our catalog for more specific timing.

**Disclaimers:**
- These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. They don’t account for the time it takes to create your products. Need precise info? Visit our Product Catalog for details on fulfillment and delivery times.
- Shipping costs depend on the type and quantity of items. You’ll get the final cost during checkout, so no surprises there!